Welcome to the Home of Mysterio Predicts!

A talented physician? A skilled actor? Perhaps your child will reap fame and riches beyond all earthly measue! Using the astonishing MENTAL POWERS of his MIND, and the delicate sewing skills aquired from his Mother, Mysterio has ALREADY predicted YOUR CHILD'S FUTURE (on a cute baby t-shirt).


For 8 years, Mysterio has been accurately predicting the FUTURES of babies around the world and Wry Baby has been his trusted distributor. As the world's ONLY "infant mentalist", Mysterio is quite busy but sometimes finds time to make a personal appearance. Sign up for The Not-Annoying Wry Baby Newsletter and you'll know when Mysterio suddenly appears in your township, village or hovel.